I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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