I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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