Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I currently don't understand fingers.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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