Are we in a gay sports bar?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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