My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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