Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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