That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
this will be a night to untag.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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