i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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