he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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