She announced her abortion via fbk
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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