so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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