i jhust puked up my retainher.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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