All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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