i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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