she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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