Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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