Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
