and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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