I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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