I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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