turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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