love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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