no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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