It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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