Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My bed is full of blood and feathers
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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