I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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