Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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