you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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