: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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