so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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