hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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