So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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