do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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