It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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