I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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