Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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