I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
