let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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