I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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