Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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