Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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