Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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