hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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