the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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