I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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