marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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