We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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