did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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