community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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