I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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