you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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