More tranny stories later!
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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