Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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